The following are actual patents from the records of the United States Patent Office:
Balloon Propelled by Eagles or Vultures
Eye Protector for Chicken
Vanity Fish Bait
Parachute Fire-Escape
Device for Waking People from Sleep
Device for Producing Dimples
Chewing Gum Locket
Improved Burial Case
Poultry Disinfector
Device for Shaping the Upper Lip